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Friday 1-Egg Breakfast Special Ramen Lunch Mac & Cheese W/ Hotdog The Milk Conspiracy... I always loved Mac & Cheese as a kid. I guess as you grow older, some things don’t change. I learned something about Mac and Cheese during this our $1 day week. When we made our dinner, the main course lacked one ingredient- milk. I have never had the beloved Mac and Cheese without milk. I must say, with all the preservatives and other ingredients in the processed powdered cheese package, I really couldn’t tell anything was missing. This got me thinking about all the time I used milk with my Mac & Cheese. I guess I really didn't need to use milk. Armed with this new revelation I decided I must take action. I would write to my Congresswoman: Dear Congresswoman Pryce, The dairy industry has conspired against the American people and have promulgated this fiction that milk must be added to Mac and Cheese. I believe a full Congressional hearing should be held on this matter and all milk cartons should be labeled with the warning: this product does not enhance the flavor of Mac and Cheese. I will be assembling a public interest group called F-PAME (Frugal People Against Milk Exaggerations). F-PAME will participate in lobbying congress and advancing the practice of cow tipping until the dairy industry complies with our demands. Sincerely, Mark O' Kay, I didn't write the letter, but I thought about it...
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